We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
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Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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