So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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