I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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