At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
This toilet bowl is my home.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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