Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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