you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
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I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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