The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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