Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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