Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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