Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
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did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
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Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.