dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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