what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
