it hurts more in the daytime
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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