He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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