I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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