This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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