he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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