dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
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He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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