Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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