my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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