Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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