if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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