i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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