and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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