sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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