Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
my poor anus
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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