Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
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Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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