hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just took my morning after pill in the library
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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