So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
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She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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