You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
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I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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