He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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