one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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