I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize