Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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