i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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