How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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