I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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