if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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