This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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