So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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