Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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