Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I stole a fireplace last night.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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