They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
I look better un-naked...
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I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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