Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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