I CAN MOONWALK!
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
