508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
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Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
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I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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