Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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