WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
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