do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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