I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
