I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
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