I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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