we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?