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• (360): View more from Washington

  we are all sexual creatures

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  yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.

  (339): View more from Massachusetts

  No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.

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• (516): View more from New York

  The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too

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• (239): View more from Florida

  You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill

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