Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(209): View more from California

yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me

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(661): View more from California

Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.

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(219): View more from Indiana

I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth

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(561): View more from Florida

A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night

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(305): View more from Florida

Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick

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(540): View more from Virginia

And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...

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