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• (917): View more from New York City

  omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter

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  Whats your twitter name

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...

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• (518): View more from New York

  im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  sounds like you fell off the wagon.

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  fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do

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• (949): View more from California

  Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter

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• (214): View more from Texas

  The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?

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• (361): View more from Texas

  u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."

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