whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
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i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
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It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people