Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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